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Windows spotted flashing its unmentionables in a Chicago clothier (BSODs Behaving Badly)
The Register ^
| Apr 3, 2020
| Richard Speed
Posted on 04/03/2020 10:54:58 AM PDT by dayglored
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A bit of Friday humor at Microsoft's expense.
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posted on
04/03/2020 10:54:58 AM PDT
by
dayglored
To: Abby4116; afraidfortherepublic; aft_lizard; AF_Blue; AppyPappy; arnoldc1; ATOMIC_PUNK; bajabaja; ...
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posted on
04/03/2020 10:55:39 AM PDT
by
dayglored
("Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government."`)
To: dayglored
“jumped-up quiche masquerading as pizza” Thems fightin words.
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posted on
04/03/2020 10:59:20 AM PDT
by
Raymann
To: dayglored
Maybe someone who knows what this is could provide a one-sentence summary. I’m curious
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posted on
04/03/2020 10:59:26 AM PDT
by
edwinland
To: dayglored
A windows haiku:
The blue screen of death
Microsoft has crashed again
No one hears your screams
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posted on
04/03/2020 10:59:53 AM PDT
by
Mr. K
(No consequence of repealing obamacare is worse than obamacare itself.)
To: edwinland
Summary:
“I can’t write so here are 800 incohesive words.”
To: dayglored
My digital signs have done that a few times. One even was a road sign heading onto the property. That’s why I keep lots of spares handy.
To: Raymann
Exactly. Chicago deep dish pizza is the evolution of that flatbread thin-crust abomination into an art form.
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posted on
04/03/2020 11:07:07 AM PDT
by
IronJack
To: Mr. K
I do enjoy a good haiku. If you dont mind too much, I changed your last line.
The blue screen of death
Microsoft has crashed again
Bill Gates doesnt care
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posted on
04/03/2020 11:08:58 AM PDT
by
Leaning Right
(I have already previewed or do not wish to preview this composition.)
To: edwinland; Gamecock; SaveFerris; PROCON
"Unfortunately, I am also disgusted. This is incoherent dribble! This is a total redo and I'm assuming I need it right away."
To: dayglored
I think this is some ultra-hip way of saying you're supposed to look for examples of public displays of the "Blue Screen of Death" (BSOD) that make the owners of the display look like idiots (I assume that's what the "bork" reference is). It's getting to a point where language is being used to obfuscate more than to illuminate. Even on FR I can't keep up with the ridiculous "initials" that are supposed to represent whole thoughts.
LOL. TEOTWAWKI. ESAD. SHTF. BLOAT. And the list goes on. The latest one to pierce the netosphere is GOAT -- Greatest Of All Time.
GMAB. Give Me A Break.
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posted on
04/03/2020 11:12:53 AM PDT
by
IronJack
To: dayglored
$100 says they’re running Windows 7 or earlier.
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posted on
04/03/2020 11:40:23 AM PDT
by
rarestia
(Repeal the 17th Amendment and ratify Article the First to give the power back to the people!)
To: edwinland
The Register is a Brit electonic rag that takes great pride in the old English art form of headlines, and skewering management. Especially IT management that Knows All.
Here is a typical headline and foreword from today's pages:
Tech tracker Tile testifies in Congress: Apple's geolocation nagging is so not fair
Alleges anticompetitive behaviour in the walled garden. There's no party like a third party, eh?
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posted on
04/03/2020 11:45:22 AM PDT
by
texas booster
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To: rarestia
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$100 says theyre running Windows 7 or earlier. That's an easy win. I'd guess 7 in general, but I've also seen public BSODs of Vista and XP.
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posted on
04/03/2020 11:48:30 AM PDT
by
dayglored
("Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government."`)
To: edwinland
IRQ is an interrupt request. This is either a driver issue or, less likely, failed hardware.
I’d bet a week’s salary that it’s a Windows 7 machine, or if it’s not, it’s Windows 10 on very old hardware. This is more common than seen. Large format video display hardware is VERY expensive, and many organizations just don’t want to upgrade. This leaves them either sitting on dead or dying platforms or using all sorts of adapters to make connections, relying on poorly-supported third party drivers or programs.
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posted on
04/03/2020 11:48:44 AM PDT
by
rarestia
(Repeal the 17th Amendment and ratify Article the First to give the power back to the people!)
To: dayglored
The most annoying writing style I have ever seen...
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posted on
04/03/2020 11:49:55 AM PDT
by
oil_dude
To: edwinland
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posted on
04/03/2020 11:54:11 AM PDT
by
leaning conservative
(snow coming, school cancelled, yayyyyyyyyy!!!!!!)
To: IronJack
GMAB. Give Me A Break.
Huh, in this age of acronym speaking, I thought that stood for Give Me A Beer
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posted on
04/03/2020 12:01:02 PM PDT
by
Hot Tabasco
(How did I survive the Swine flu and the killer flu of 2017-18 without govt. help?)
To: oil_dude
I bet an AI agent could write a more coherent story than 'ol Dick Speed here.
The article was nearly unreadable.
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posted on
04/03/2020 12:05:14 PM PDT
by
Callan
("I love old fags like you." - Vermont Lt)
To: Callan; oil_dude
It's Friday, and Dick Speed is doubtless working from home.
He was probably drunk when he wrote it. :-)
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posted on
04/03/2020 12:07:00 PM PDT
by
dayglored
("Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government."`)
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