Posted on 04/05/2020 3:23:40 PM PDT by nickcarraway
Florida authorities tracking a stolen car also discovered a little something unexpected — a baby alligator being kept as a pet.
SNIP
The deputy trailed the car to a Lake Mary home and stopped a separate car that was attempting to leave the driveway. Deputies found guns, heroin and cocaine in the car, according to an area newspaper.
(Excerpt) Read more at wctv.tv ...
Yeah he was turning his life around and going to junior college in the fall. .....
I wrote more accurate headlines for the high school newspaper, while in the 10th grade. The headline writer and the editor need to be fired. The baby alligator would approve, having had its character besmirched by these fools.
Winner!
yea mo was 15 footer in myaka river , ate marshmellowa, then kids went missing ole mo
So a baby alligator was found with drugs and a gun? Who writes this crap?
Just croc up one more to that teen-age gator stat. Under 19 again.
The alligator was heard saying while being led away, “honest officer, those were my brothers pants.”
“He was just turnin’ his life a-ROUN’! He was recordin’ a rap album, makin’ sompin’ of hisseff—he was a byoofl ARTIST with sumpn to SAY— an they done drug ‘im down like a dang dog. A DOG, man!
Ain’ no justuss.
No justuss a’tall.
The title makes it sound like the baby alligator got busted! Lol!
The law should be blind.
This is a GREAT thread!
“Baby Alligator Found With Drugs, Guns in Florida Arrest”
Well, all i can say is that i hope they arrested that scumbag alligator, even if it was a baby ...
Thanks.
I agree.
Will he be tried in juvenile court?
Gator got your granny chomp chomp
Yep - “I swear officer, the drugs belong to the alligator and he held me at gunpoint for a ride...”
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