[simpson96]

[Charles Henrickson]

Man in bull onesie accused of trying to burn down ex-lover's house with spaghetti sauce (Florida)

I've got to be honest with you: This was not a headline I was expecting today. Even in Florida. I think it's the spaghetti sauce aspect.

[cherry]

our future is bleak...

[Recovering Ex-hippie]

OMG the comments or so hilarious then I laughed so loud I woke up the dog and she said what the heck is going on you guys just made my day today I can’t stop laughing thank you thank you thank you

[Flick Lives]

There’s a lot to unpack in this story. I need a whiteboard and some markers. And maybe a beer.

[dynachrome]

Every time you think that Florida man can’t top himself.....

[Moonman62]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WP30E1eWXXI

Don’t Be Saucy With Me, Bearnaise

[bunkerhill7]

Appears to be a couple of meatballs

[Larry Lucido]

724 Evergreen Terrace.

[Larry Lucido]

It was a misunderstanding.

[Fester Chugabrew]

And to think such behavior was indulged during the season of Lent.

[FormerFRLurker]

I told y’all Florida man would find a way to get himself in the headlines, quarantine or no quarantine.

[Clay Moore]

Should make for an interesting “so what are you in for” conversation when he gets to prison...

[moovova]

“Florida Man of the Year” award, fer sure.

[hal ogen]

Someone...anyone...Please reopen all the mental institutions that were closed by the idiot LIBs in the last decades.