Here's how to apply to be a contact tracer in New York City and make $57,000 with benefits

The Fund for Public Health in New York City is looking for people to work as contract tracers as experts say the strategy is necessary for cities and states planning to relax social distancing orders. The position requires experience in a health-related field or some sort of "public health training."

-The Fund for Public Health in New York City is seeking contract tracers to identify and record people who have been in contact with individuals diagnosed with COVID-19.

-Bipartisan health experts recommended Congress spend $12 billion to hire an additional 180,000 contract tracing workers over the next 18 months.

-The job, which requires remote work, offers benefits and pays approximately $57,000 annually, according to the job posting.

-New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio on Monday said the city was looking to immediately hire 1,000 contact tracers.

Fine print on advert: “Job includes large supply of QR code permanent tattoos with subcutaneous RF micro-chip for “tracking”. Data management provided by Bill Gates and Xi xingPing (Product of WuXiAppTec.com, traded on the Shanghai market only!)

(Courtesy of me dear ol’ da’s family tapes— it’s a real song from a REAL Generation!)

New Title: “Mr. Wu’s a Contact Tracer Now!!”

George Formby (Approved by the Queen Mum, Elizabeth’s mum, during WWII, required air play on the BBC for... “morale”!) Sing it and see if people are calling you “racist”— since chinese is not a race (either) and if they even have any sense of humor...:

“There’s a Chinese laundry man, the famous Mr. Wu
He’s chucked his limehouse laundry shop and his window cleaning, too
He’s got another job, and its one of the best
Now he’s doing his bit for England like the rest.

And Mr. Wu is now a Contact Tracer (air raid warden), and don’t he look cute in his new siren suit..
He goes round every night to make the black-out sure
So if you’ve got a chink in your window, you’ll have another one at your door”

His headquarters, it’s plain, are down by lover’s lane
And he goes there every evening anyhow
He’ll flash his torch into the dark
And the girls all cover their “laundry mark” (note: UK govt.required prostitutes to register with public health)

‘Cause Mr. Wu ‘s a “Contact Tracer” now”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vnvgpeGxzak

“Never been done... on this scale”.... No, dumba@@hole Cu-omo— it most assuredly has and is still being done in a different form by our own CDC and NIH, from way back in the Public Health Service... venereal disease. And Cuomo is explaining this to bill’hoover’clinton (with the documented repaired nasal septum from powder snorting).

Sexually Transmitted Disease!!! Hilarious video— inasmuch as Billy cokenose Clintoon is in Tertiary Syphilis, diagnosed by some experts (who are not ethically challenged like the distance diagnosing psychiatrists): most likely neurosyphilis based on several publicly observable symptoms (staring, blank facial affect, and.. his gait).

Synchronicity-— Thanks for posting! See Cuomo’s theme song for his new clinton global initiative “Contact Tracers” (imagine the reception these “block captains” would have walking through the hood, or even... Brooklyn!) on my post # 21 this thread.

Bill and hills could have several “Contact” tracers-—starting with Charlie Trie! Right on through “release the chakra” AlGore and his buddhist temple fundraisers!

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