Queen's Brian May hospitalized after ripping butt muscles 'to shreds' while gardening

Entertainment Weekly ^ | May 7, 2020 | Sydney Bucksbaum

[Secret Agent Man]

he tweets not to pay attention to him

only libtards in 2020

[Pride in the USA]

ping

[Vigilanteman]

Remind me what Archie Bunker said.

I do remember an anecdote from Churchill when they informed him that an aide would have to resign because he was caught banging a guard on an iron bench in Hyde Park.

Of course, Churchill agreed to the dismissal, but he had to remark "Outdoors on an iron bench in Hyde Park in February? Doesn't it make you just a little proud to be British?"

[READINABLUESTATE]

“Gardening” is that what they are calling it now?

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

This?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcyuCaHQ988

[bobby.223]

Yeah, that might be good! We might get a glimpse of a few snowflakes pulling their hair out or making ‘Exorcist’ type agony sounds after seeing the great Archie Bunker!

[SamAdams76]

[bobby.223]

See post #50 Vig.

[KittyKares]

By the title, I was wondering what kind of gardener did Queen Elizabeth have.

[a fool in paradise]

Was he using it to pull weeds?!!

[Eagles6]

So, that’s what they call it these days.

[a fool in paradise]

Million to one shot, doc

[a fool in paradise]

This isn’t a time for jokes. He has serious butt-hurt!

[Pilgrim's Progress]

Uh, it’s okay Brian. Really. They don’t really care what you do with your behind these days.

[semimojo]

...some were dead...including one who had “died in a terrible gardening accident."

Yeah, there was no percentage in being a Spinal Tap drummer.

The one who went via the gardening accident was probably the luckiest.

[Carriage Hill]

Punk POS.

[llevrok]

Decades of nubile groupies and a garden gnome does him in. Indeed.

[a fool in paradise]

He was getting a little behind in his work

[Pilgrim's Progress]

>>>He was getting a little behind in his work<<<

Actually, I think somebody else was.

[discostu]

Honestly it’s easy to do. I threw out my back digging a trench. One bag of soil that’s heavier than you can pick up and blammo. One of the things that sucks most about aging is that ever growing list of what you used to could do but not anymore. Cause you mostly only find out by hurting yourself.