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Guess he made himself the butt of a joke.
1 posted on 05/08/2020 1:16:03 PM PDT by EdnaMode
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To: EdnaMode

Riiiight. “Gardening.”


2 posted on 05/08/2020 1:17:10 PM PDT by MayflowerMadam (Nothing happens to a Christian that God does not allow to happen.)
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To: EdnaMode

He sprained his butt. The perils of aging - I’m not looking forward to it.


3 posted on 05/08/2020 1:17:20 PM PDT by AnotherUnixGeek
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To: EdnaMode

Could have been worse, it could have turned out like for John “Stumpy” Pepys - Died in a bizarre gardening accident, that the authorities said was “best left unsolved.”


4 posted on 05/08/2020 1:18:36 PM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: EdnaMode

Wouldn’t have happened to a fat bottomed girl.


5 posted on 05/08/2020 1:18:55 PM PDT by SoCal Pubbie
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To: EdnaMode

Well, he IS an ass-trophysicist...


6 posted on 05/08/2020 1:19:36 PM PDT by decal (I'm not rude, I don't suffer fools is all.)
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To: EdnaMode

This thread ought to be good.


7 posted on 05/08/2020 1:19:43 PM PDT by Ouchthatonehurt
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To: EdnaMode

Gardening? I would have a much better story than that.


8 posted on 05/08/2020 1:20:12 PM PDT by Blood of Tyrants (Tyrants don't just give you your freedoms back. You have to take them.)
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To: EdnaMode

Talk about getting torn a new one.......


10 posted on 05/08/2020 1:21:21 PM PDT by Viking2002 (Why should I walk into the great unknown, when I can sit here, and throw my bones?)
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To: EdnaMode

In the past when these rockers ‘shredded’ themselves it was from booze, blow or broads....usually a combo of the 3.


11 posted on 05/08/2020 1:21:22 PM PDT by bobby.223 (Retired up in the snowy Mountains of the American Redoubt and it's a great life!)
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To: EdnaMode

The gerbils weren’t the right size?


12 posted on 05/08/2020 1:21:29 PM PDT by Fungi
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To: EdnaMode

Betcha he lost balance somehow and caught himself in an awkward way.


14 posted on 05/08/2020 1:22:29 PM PDT by Yardstick
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To: EdnaMode

That’s what happens when noobs decide to become farmers.

Not used to the work.


16 posted on 05/08/2020 1:24:40 PM PDT by metmom (...fixing our eyes on Jesus, the Author and Perfecter of our faith...)
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Ping


18 posted on 05/08/2020 1:25:11 PM PDT by hellinahandcart
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To: EdnaMode

Morale: Best to avoid “green thumbing” in these times.


19 posted on 05/08/2020 1:26:02 PM PDT by Moonlighter
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To: EdnaMode

Mama...I broke my ass...


20 posted on 05/08/2020 1:26:12 PM PDT by BookmanTheJanitor
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To: EdnaMode

Good post. Real important news.


21 posted on 05/08/2020 1:27:59 PM PDT by Scooter100
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To: EdnaMode

Hey, I’ve done it.

Gardening is painful anymore.


22 posted on 05/08/2020 1:29:04 PM PDT by hellinahandcart
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To: EdnaMode

Sounds like he got beet!


24 posted on 05/08/2020 1:30:38 PM PDT by piasa (Attitude adjustments offered here free of charge.)
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He better be careful. His band mate died of a butt related malady.


26 posted on 05/08/2020 1:32:00 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Qui me amat, amat et canem meum.)
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To: EdnaMode

Who knew peonies could be so hard?


28 posted on 05/08/2020 1:33:57 PM PDT by piasa (Attitude adjustments offered here free of charge.)
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