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A group of kindergartners were trying very hard to become
accustomed to the first grade. The biggest hurdle they faced
was that the teacher insisted on NO baby talk! “You need to use
‘Big People’ words,” she was always reminding them.
She asked Kady what he had done over the weekend.
“I went to visit my Nana.”
“No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER. Use Big People’ words!”
She then asked Mitchell what he had done.
“I took ride on a choo choo. “
She said “No, you took a ride on a TRAIN. You must remember to use
“Big People’ words.”
She then asked little Zach what he had done.
“I read a book,” he replied.
“That’s WONDERFUL!” the teacher said. “What book did you read?”
Zach thought real hard about it, then puffed out his chest
with great pride and said:
“Winnie the SH*T”