CAPTION this photo of Cuomo

5/17/20

[shanover]

This guy was going to be the DNC hope. He is such a loser. He belongs impeached and in prison.

[unclejohncornbread]

That’s Gabrielle DeLvecci banged her several times in high school. Or a can of tuna.

[Cobra64]

Disgusting.

[WaltStuart]

Cuomo tries to handle the minor insertion like a man.
Given his minimal experience operating as a man, it’s a bit problematic for him.

[Old Yeller]

For some reason this reminded me of the Baron Harkonon boil lancing scene from Dune.

Or the scene from "Coming to America", (clap, clap) Wipers!

[egfowler3]

I FOUND it, the string is just about another inch in. A quick yank and I’ll have that tampon out in a jiffy.

[Carriage Hill]

POTUS’ marketing guys need to get that ad ready-to-run. Scumbag commie Cuomo’s in it to win it, and he’ll pull no punches.

[Mr. Rabbit]

“I think I can see the back of his skull.”

[paint_your_wagon]

“We’re almost through, governer. Next, I want you to turn your head and cough.”

[Bonemaker]

It’s an occult blood test for colon cancer.

[pke]

Feed the alien.

[Safrguns]

As Mr. Monk would say: “WIPE!!!!”

[blueunicorn6]

Suddenly, there was a “pop”, and his head deflated.

[Steven W.]

1. “You know where I can find some more of those Coronavirus patients? My nursing home counts are dropping.”

2. “You know anyone that needs any ventilators? I’ve got another stockpile to sell before we kick off the 2nd phase in the fall.”