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"I'm in six inches deep and still can't find any resistance."
1 posted on 05/17/2020 2:20:02 PM PDT by Libloather
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To: Libloather

Nice haircut....Suit looks like off the rack or Goodwill.


2 posted on 05/17/2020 2:22:02 PM PDT by Sacajaweau
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To: Libloather

This D bag is on seven days a week!


3 posted on 05/17/2020 2:22:44 PM PDT by Dr. Ursus
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Nurse: It wont click!

Off Stage Voice: Push harder! The NPC can’t operate unless his script loads!


4 posted on 05/17/2020 2:23:11 PM PDT by Grimmy (equivocation is but the first step along the road to capitulation)
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This is how he gets his daily essential oil infusion, it’s more direct.
Today’s scent: lemongrass!


5 posted on 05/17/2020 2:25:59 PM PDT by GnuThere
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Nurse: I haven't seen nose hairs like that since Dumb and Dumber got theirs trimmed. Which one are you?
7 posted on 05/17/2020 2:26:15 PM PDT by Old Yeller (The answer to 1984 is 1776)
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“No, I don’t know why he requested a PAP smear ... but this is the best we could do.”


8 posted on 05/17/2020 2:26:46 PM PDT by glennaro (Hanlon's Razor: "Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity")
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Biden’s VP search continues.


9 posted on 05/17/2020 2:27:17 PM PDT by Ouchthatonehurt
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“You know, I probably killed your grandma...now, how about lunch?”


11 posted on 05/17/2020 2:27:54 PM PDT by BookmanTheJanitor
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He even has a professional booger picker.


12 posted on 05/17/2020 2:28:35 PM PDT by Trumpnado2016 (Fauci lied and the MAGA economy died.)
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Nope! No ventilators in there.


13 posted on 05/17/2020 2:30:36 PM PDT by clearcarbon
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He’s waiting to test positive so he can go visit old folks homes.


14 posted on 05/17/2020 2:31:00 PM PDT by JoSixChip (Pelosi would be third in line to serve as president if Trump, Pence become incapacitated by COVID-19)
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“I still can’t feel any brain tissue doctor!’’


15 posted on 05/17/2020 2:32:31 PM PDT by jmacusa (If we're all equal how is diversity our strength?)
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“Seeing I’ve been in the bathhouses, check for HIV while you’re at it”


17 posted on 05/17/2020 2:33:34 PM PDT by A_Former_Democrat (Open up America! Enough! COMMUNISM was and IS the problem Boycott China)
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She’s gonna’ need a bigger swab for that schnozzola!!


18 posted on 05/17/2020 2:35:16 PM PDT by mass55th ("Courage is being scared to death, but saddling up anyway." ~~ John Wayne)
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Hey Gov, I still say we need a SHOP VAC to get all these boogers & snot out!


19 posted on 05/17/2020 2:36:21 PM PDT by prophetic (Trump is today's DANIEL. Shut the mouth of lions Lord, let his enemies be the Cat Food instead.)
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Up his nose it goes...

...and where it stops, no one knows!


21 posted on 05/17/2020 2:40:19 PM PDT by A Formerly Proud Canadian (I once was blind but now I see...)
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To: Libloather

I’m so elite that I have others pick my nose.


22 posted on 05/17/2020 2:40:25 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet
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Cocaine’s a helluva drug.


23 posted on 05/17/2020 2:41:27 PM PDT by fieldmarshaldj (Dear Mr. Kotter, #Epsteindidntkillhimself - Signed, Epstein's Mother)
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To: Libloather

“OK, but nose make-up seems kind of stupid.”


24 posted on 05/17/2020 2:45:43 PM PDT by Huskrrrr
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“A little more to the left...”


25 posted on 05/17/2020 2:45:47 PM PDT by nicollo (I said no!)
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