“Let’s make em all hop on one foot, too!”
LOL!! When we were kids we used to say: Make them all stand on their heads and spit jellybeans.
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There are far too many people invested in keeping this alive. If a governor came out and said people should stand on one leg and cluck like a chicken, they would do it.
“Before entering any retail store, school building, or government office, please stand on one leg to show you have balance, something someone with the virus may not be able to do. Then, cluck like a chicken to show that you don’t have a sore throat.”
I swear we’d have parking lots full of idiots that love being part of the crowd, total acceptance. It would be the line dancing and pride parade of the virus age.
They should mandate foot gloves too