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2 for 1 Florida Man special. Drunk, 2x DUIs from same vehicle, no licenses, so scared they wet themselves.
1 posted on 05/20/2020 12:11:53 PM PDT by BBQToadRibs
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Some non-COVID entertainment.


2 posted on 05/20/2020 12:14:15 PM PDT by BBQToadRibs
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Headline is misleading click-bait.


3 posted on 05/20/2020 12:15:16 PM PDT by TexasGator (Z1z)
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Illegals, I’m sure.
4 posted on 05/20/2020 12:16:20 PM PDT by liberalh8ter (The only difference between flash mob 'urban yutes' and U.S. politicians is the hoodies.)
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Sounds like a brain teaser:

Two florida men were charged with drunk driving. Each florida man also had a brother that was charged with drunk driving. The brothers were also from Florida. How many men were charged with drunk driving?


5 posted on 05/20/2020 12:17:33 PM PDT by cuban leaf (The political war playing out in every country now: Globalists vs Nationalists)
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“Alfredo refused the test, which triggers an automatic license suspension of a year. Police said neither man had a valid driver’s license. “

LOL - So the suspension will mean what to him????


6 posted on 05/20/2020 12:19:49 PM PDT by Wuli (Get)
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8 posted on 05/20/2020 12:23:19 PM PDT by datura
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Alfredo and Martin Lopez Chaj? "Florida men" only via some 3rd world central or south American country I suspect. Which disqualifies them IMO. 👎
9 posted on 05/20/2020 12:23:36 PM PDT by V_TWIN
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a twofer.


10 posted on 05/20/2020 12:30:03 PM PDT by JohnBrowdie
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Both, it also noted, had wet their pants.....Oh, Hell. Who doesn’t?


11 posted on 05/20/2020 12:31:40 PM PDT by Safetgiver (Islam makes barbarism look genteel.)
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Florida is Infested with idiots like these idiots. The dork obama placed thousands of “migrants” in the state.


13 posted on 05/20/2020 12:54:04 PM PDT by subterfuge (RIP T.P.)
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I was expecting the story to be about Andrew Gillum driving drunk with a naked Male stripper in his lap holding the steering wheel.


15 posted on 05/20/2020 1:23:59 PM PDT by cquiggy
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“After each was given a field sobriety test, Martin agreed to a breath test, and a sampling was recorded at 0.21, more than 2½ times the 0.08 threshold to be impaired while driving.”

I see what they were thinking — they were acting as a dual-redundant decision and control system. That would compensate for the diminished capacity of each individually.


16 posted on 05/20/2020 1:25:57 PM PDT by rightwingcrazy (;-,)
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>>>Alfredo refused the test, which triggers an automatic license suspension of a year. Police said neither man had a valid driver’s license<<<

Let this sink in...


19 posted on 05/20/2020 2:09:50 PM PDT by Kickass Conservative (THEY LIVE, and we're the only ones wearing the Sunglasses.)
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You know Florida is ridiculous when an in-state Florida news paper states “only in Florida” LOL


20 posted on 05/20/2020 2:16:03 PM PDT by gopno1
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Early Bird Special?

-PJ

25 posted on 05/20/2020 3:32:02 PM PDT by Political Junkie Too (Freedom of the press is the People's right to publish, not CNN's right to the 1st question.)
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That’s like a team getting 2 baserunners thrown out at home on the same play - hard to do!


32 posted on 05/21/2020 11:03:25 AM PDT by Burma Jones
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