I imagine Colin would make a good water boy.
After giving up on the NFL a few years back, I’ve become hooked on English pro rugby. For people who don’t know the game, it’s very like football with the players wearing soccer uniforms. The play is more or less continuous. But there are pauses for water breaks. But the water boys are different. They look like grey-haired ex rugby players who besides dispensing water have intense conversations with some of the players. What they’re doing is relaying instructions from the coach, who is not on the sidelines but up in the stands.
No, I don’t think Colin would do a good job at it.
Only if you enjoy having your water pissed in.
Hire Caperdick at minimum wage to clean the urinals and toilets in the locker rooms.
He would demand $25 million per year to be the water boy. This human stain has had several offers, for much less $s, but he still thinks he is entitled to top starter money.