[rlmorel]

"...If there’s an issue, call 911..."

• 911: What's your emergency?
  
  
• ME: There's people here breaking my front window, they just lit my car on fire, and they are throwing firebombs into my house.
  
  
• 911: We'll send a cruiser out. It might take a little while...the police are busy tonite.

[Texas resident]

911: What’s your emergency?

ME: There’s people here breaking my front window, they just lit my car on fire, and they are throwing firebombs into my house.

911: We’ll send a cruiser out. It might take a little while...the police are busy tonite.

ME: BANG, BANG BANG. Reload.

[BradyLS]

• 911: “But in any event, make no effort to defend your family nor property. Officers may arrest you for disturbing the peace or worse.”

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“The police are not here to create disorder. The police are here to _preserve_ disorder!” —Chicago Mayor Richard Daley

[Daffy]

When seconds count, police are only minutes away.