Breaking: Cam Newton signs 1 year deal with... the NE Patriots

NFL ^ | 6/28/2020 | Self

[Pikachu_Dad]

They ditched Brady for him ?!? Roflol

[SunkenCiv]

It would also be funny if it went the other way, I'd enjoy reading the next day about how Cam pouted like he did the first time he blew a Super Bowl.

[Viking2002]

The NFL has become so much a parody of men playing a a game for pride and honor, I really don’t care which team wins. The sport is ruined and they’re aren’t enough real mean left to play it to restore it to what it was. It’s a soap opera, enough so to entertain us for another season as an escape from everything else. Bread and circuses, man.

[mrsmith]

But makes sense to have a ‘running quarterback’ in reserve to pull out.
If the opponent shuts down the ‘real’ QB, pull out the gimmick.

[Impy]

NFL PING

Want on/off the list? Let me know.

Newton kinda sucks now though, doesn’t he?

[Impy]

Bender is a bit overdue for a check in.

[campaignPete R-CT]

Newton’s talent is a big ???? at this point.
Newton’s health is a big ????. Can he stay on the field past week 8 ?

[xp38]

I think only baseball has the anti trust exemption.

[krogers58]

It’s the most exciting sport with by far the best physical athletes in the world.

Hockey athletes are pretty tough hombres, and what other sport do you get to wear full body armor and carry a club?

[teeman8r]

It doesn’t matter, he fits the look... less privileged

[teeman8r]

Count me in

[newfreep]

It’s real...but not spectacular.

[Red Badger]

WHAT???........THEY DIDN’T SIGN KRAPPYDICK?..............RACISTS!..................

[Alas Babylon!]

Hey, Impy, I’m still on the list. Keep me on it.

Even through all the bastids kneeling and riotin’, I want muh football.

[Pearls Before Swine]

Cam’s getting a second chance to win the Super Bowl... Hopefully against Tampa Bay.

I've been a Brady fan and a Pats fan for a long time, living in NE. But I can't stand Cam, as I think he's arrogant and petulant. I think I'd switch and root for Brady if that happens.

[Phlap]

In real football(aka soccer), tou run for 45 mins, rest for 15 mins then run for another 45 mins. Check the Budd rule. Soccer players are the best athletes.

[Phlap]

The Cowboys.

[facedown]

Soccer players are the best athletes.

Nah, no upper body strength.

[dfwgator]

Water Polo players are the best athletes.

[jerod]

I’ve been a Pats fan my entire life... And that includes the wimp, the gimp and the shrimp days... And that 1985 Super Bowl embarrassment. I will cheer for players who win us Super Bowls, and if CAM gets us to the Super Bowl and wins... I will cheer for him the whole way there.

Just like I did when Brady was our QB... When he took off his Patriots uniform he became persona non grata. I’ll always appreciate him for his service to the Pats, but now that he’s gone, he’s GONE!