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To: BenLurkin

Sometimes you have to wonder if certain less than cute animals were put together by one of God’s ‘Summer Interns”.
‘Mistakes were made.”


2 posted on 07/05/2020 6:56:55 PM PDT by lee martell
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To: lee martell

Don’t they lay eggs like the platypus? Interns indeed.


4 posted on 07/05/2020 6:58:02 PM PDT by hanamizu
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To: lee martell

LOL, I saw your post after I posted.

“Mistakes were made.”

Tell you what — the God of Abraham is truly the God of the living. You’ve gotta laugh. The dead don’t laugh (though they do keep busy voting demoncrat.)


6 posted on 07/05/2020 7:02:42 PM PDT by Ezekiel (The pun is mightier than the s-word. Goy to the World!)
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To: lee martell

Looks like they were fresh out of pug noses and reached for the fullest box on the table.


8 posted on 07/05/2020 7:07:04 PM PDT by smvoice (I WILL NOT WEAR THE RIBBON.)
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To: lee martell

You mean DNC politicians?


12 posted on 07/05/2020 7:11:39 PM PDT by faithhopecharity (Politicians are not born, theyÂ’re excreted. Marcus Tullius Cicero (106 to 43 BCE))
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To: lee martell
Sometimes you have to wonder if certain less than cute animals were put together by one of God’s ‘Summer Interns”. ‘Mistakes were made.”

Why are you talking about Rosie O'Donnell here?
20 posted on 07/05/2020 7:27:00 PM PDT by adorno
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To: lee martell

I have long thought that as the Seventh Day was approaching, God farmed out certain tasks to various angels in order to meet the deadline.

They needed a road crossing algorithm written for the Squirrel Logic, and since resources were low, God reluctantly gave the task to an angel named Edgar who had failed on every assignment he had been given.

Well, he didn’t make the deadline and they had to install the program in the state it was in.

God wasn’t happy when the first squirrel tried to cross in front of an oxcart, got all the way safely to the other side, then turned around and ran directly in front of the cart to be crushed under the wheel.

They have never had time to go back and fix that program, and things only got worse when automobiles appeared.


29 posted on 07/05/2020 8:43:15 PM PDT by rlmorel ("Truth is Treason in the Empire of Lies"- George Orwell)
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