CERN: physicists report the discovery of unique new particle

The Convesation ^ | July 9, 2020 5.54am EDT | Lorenzo Capriotti and Harry Cliff

[BenLurkin]

The Cernettes Collider

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1e1eLe1ihT0

[airdalechief]

Ben, have you been lurking around those colliders again?

[PIF]

physicists turning on the charm

[reasonisfaith]

Good scientists would not engage in satanic rituals like they do at cern.

[Arcadian Empire]

Can it be used as a seasoning?

Where can I buy it?

[HighSierra5]

Remember the collider that Clinton cancelled in Texas?

[CJ Wolf]

4 charms, is that lucky like a 4 leaf clover?

[Bonemaker]

The particle is in there somewhere!

[Steely Tom]

This particular configuration is indeed the easiest to discover in experiments.

That's true. As a matter of fact, I demonstrated the generation of a tetraquark to my daughter last week, using a setup I made on the kitchen counter.

[Ed Condon]

Probably not the best place to put a particle accelerator, since fire ants seem to love electrical wire insulation.

[Mr. K]

STOP WITH ALL THESE STUPID NAMES

[Bullish]

It's not nice to fool with Mother Nature, and Quarks don't take kindly to being collided with.

[Whatever Works]

Didn’t he run the bar on DS9?

[SunkenCiv]

Thanks BenLurkin, for the YT link as well. Poor old Collider, it never got a kiss...

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Collider

[Redcitizen]

Don’t be mad cuz they didn’t name a k-particle for you. :)

[cgbg]

Who gets to tell the scientists that science is racist and they need to shut down their experiments and replace them with voodoo?

[PIF]

4 charms, is that lucky like a 4 leaf clover?
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Yes just like that including a pot of gold

[beethovenfan]

More white supremacy /s/

[Mr. K]

they already did!