[Ann Archy]

Juan is Stupid AND EVIL! He is also UNWATCHABLE!! I Turn him OFF when he’s on...

[laweeks]

Juan is Stupid AND EVIL! He is also UNWATCHABLE!! I Turn him OFF when he’s on...

This pompous ass is the reason God invented the mute button. I won't let him finish a sentence.

[knarf]

Juan, we older voters don't understand why you even exist ...

You have been a veritable thorn in our side and a burr under the President's saddle for three years and would REALLY like you to just go away.

[Tunehead54]

"Juan is Stupid AND EVIL! He is also UNWATCHABLE!! I Turn him OFF when he’s on..."

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I have unusual psychic powers.

When Juan is speaking on The Five I can sense millions of remote controls hitting mute, pause (to skip his segment) and toilets flushing all over the USA.

I don't watch the Five until 6pm (EDT) so I can fast forward through him and the commercials. Like most shows an hour becomes 40 minutes.

I thank the Lord every day for the inventor of the DVR.

;-)