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To: Jonty30
When I lose something I always look behind the ice box. Have they checked there yet?
 
17 posted on 08/15/2020 10:24:16 PM PDT by Governor Dinwiddie (Guide me, O thou great redeemer, pilgrim through this barren land.)
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To: Governor Dinwiddie

Under the couch.


20 posted on 08/15/2020 10:28:19 PM PDT by Jeff Chandler (This Space For Rant)
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To: Governor Dinwiddie; Jeff Chandler

It’s always in the last place you look.


41 posted on 08/15/2020 11:03:15 PM PDT by Salamander (Flying Colours....)
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To: Governor Dinwiddie

When you drop something, the radius for the search field is 3 feet for every foot of fall. Because things bounce and roll.


46 posted on 08/15/2020 11:06:58 PM PDT by BradyLS (DO NOT FEED THE BEARS!)
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To: Governor Dinwiddie

Icebox? Joe is that you? Maybe they’re under the record player, no malarkey. /just kidding


75 posted on 08/16/2020 3:25:52 AM PDT by VTenigma (The Democrat party is the party of the mathematically challenged)
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To: Governor Dinwiddie

My old man would look inside the freezer. Seriously.

“Why are you looking in the freezer for your keys dad?”

“Well - you know how whenever you find something that you lost - it’s ALWAYS in the last place you looked?”

“Um, yeah.”

“Well - the freezer is the last place I would look for my lost keys - so I figured I’d just look there first!”


79 posted on 08/16/2020 3:34:06 AM PDT by 21twelve (Ever Vigilant. Never Fearful!)
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To: Governor Dinwiddie

Unless it’s the Sock Gremlins in the clothes dryer.


121 posted on 08/16/2020 6:24:27 AM PDT by moovova (https://therealjoe.com/)
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To: Governor Dinwiddie

The back of my sock drawer is always a good place to look for missing stuff.


144 posted on 08/16/2020 10:53:14 AM PDT by Tallguy (Facts be d@mned! The narrative must be protected at all costs!)
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