[43north]

If any of these miscreants approaches you with a skateboard and you are armed, shoot to kill. Skateboards are the new baseball bats. Defend yourself.

[Dr. Sivana]

If any of these miscreants approaches you with a skateboard and you are armed, shoot to kill.

That is exactly what skateboard boy's bosses want you to do. They are trying to set this up as a win-win for themselves. If you defend yourself,you beat up someone who is on a skateboard. If you get beat up with a skateboard, you won't be portrayed as a good guy, but still get the bruises. We need numbers to march these people out.