“The duck was a symbol of honesty, simplicity and resourcefulness - we probably all need to channel our inner duck.”
More about ducks than you want to know. This is not safe for work and it is not safe for children, but it is pretty funny. You really don’t want to channel your ‘inner duck’.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6k01DIVDJlY
The Romans had a tough time bringing culture and sophistication to the Brits. The Britons head on a stake was probably the best place for it.
The first (and only) time I saw a couple of wild ducks engaged in the wild thing, I was struck by how violent it was. Sure, they look fluffy and cute and walk adorably, but they're really a bunch of sadomasochists.