Posted on 09/22/2020 8:44:45 PM PDT by Vendome
You only need enough perfume or cologne that another person has to be pleasingly close to get a scent of...
No but, her azz did look diapered...
Gross really...
Nully?
Really?
I come up with that joke after a couple more sips...
It would have just got worse from there.
I won anyway.
Got a better bottle of scotch...
Yup, that encounter calls for Balvenie or one of the Glens.
Another place and she would have recieved one of my famous “Yuh probably should have kept to yourself” punishments...
But, with so many Karens and Mask accountants out there probably gonna end up in a gang fight with only “One of Me” on my side.
LOL
It was the one on Santa Cruz and I don’t like those officious A-holes but, occasionally I pick up on gals there as they are better looking than the ones on Blossom Hill...
Probably go back to slumming on Blossom Hill
In these cases it’s always the responsible person who backs off.
I am usually a smart ass but, this day and age(until November 4th) best keep powder dry.
Come Nov 4th I am out to make a point...
Good thing I wasn’t drinking then because I am not a responsible drinker...
Last week I walking the “wrong direction” down a Safeway aisle (early in the morning when there were probably no more than 5 customers in the whole store), and a karen approached from the other direction. As we got closer she said, not with a smile but with a scowl, “You’re going the wrong way!” I replied loudly “Yawohl!” and continued on my way and passed right by her. :)
“Yawohl!”
I vil vorrow dat...
effin arrow “This way” stuff is stupid.
I mean, the thing that went through my head was “how many freakin people did you walk past to get to this point in the store and now this is an issue for you?”
“Cuz you think you are large and in charge?”
Well, you are large but, hate to say it “that food barge you trough out of is in charge”
Yeah, you’re right. Haven’t cast my vote yet!
You drink Balvenie. That's responsible.
#33. Old reply to someone who says “You are going the wrong way”. Reply: “But I’m only going one way”.
Lady, do the letters F and Y mean anything to you?
WTF? Are all supermarkets now one-way aisles? Who comes up with this idiocy?
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