Posted on 09/22/2020 8:44:45 PM PDT by Vendome
At Safeway and picked up my dinner.
Standing in line minding my own business.
Gal in front of me starts looking around and suddenly turns directly to my face "You need to back up!" she exclaimed.
Slight LOL "I don't think I heard you" my reply
"You are standing to close! You need to move away!" She hissed.
"Okay" I responded. Walked past her and she says "Whuh!", place my dinner on stack of beers at front of the register and then exclaims "Well, that's..."
I kept on walking.
I don't need no shit off some thin lipped, mealy mouth, mousey haired broad.
That would have never got better no matter what I did or said so, best peaceful move to maintain serenity was to leave.
Went to Lyunardi's, got my dinner and found a better bottle scotch anyway...
Thanks yuh hysterical, unhinged, wench...
This mask horse crap needs to end.
Then again she was wearing enough perfume for a whore house and maybe she was embarrassed I might get a whiff...If I was too close...
Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
Was she wearing so much it left a puddle?
We will never hear the end of social distancing from liberals. You did good!
Ugh. I gave a woman a ride in my truck one time who had waaaay too much perfume on. Like a month’s worth. Stunk up my truck for at least 10 days. Never again will I allow anyone with that kind of stink in my vehicle again.
You deserve a star for pissing off a Karen. Proud of you.
If she says “Is that a .22 in your pocket or are you just not happy to see me?” then you’re standing too close.
“True Stories of the Rona Patrol”
Played in a coed volleyball league tonight.
Every female kept their mask on, and most males did as well.
A hippie guy, a homo, and I were the only three without masks.
People are soft as hell now.
I would have just said,”Thanks Karen.” and not moved an inch.
So in other words if she had just kept looking forward and checked out, she wouldn’t even have know you were there.
She sounds brilliant.
You did good, spontaneously as well.
I think we all need to prepare how we will react in a similar situation.
Been there.
“Who made YOU the Health Police?”
This is why it can be handy to know a few phrases in South African click-language.
Literally, acknowledged her and left...
No matter my response she was going to do battle.
I bonused with a better bottle of booze...
I don’t think I was even that close to her but, she wanted to win and I let her...
A woman like that is probably well worn...
Not sure she could tell the difference between a .22 or a .50...
Musta been in LG then...know the store, the people—etc...lived there a long time and most of my relatives lived in LG at one time or another....
All I did was stand there with some chicken a bottle Balvenie 12yr.
Went to Lyundari’s and ended upgrading to Balvenie 14yr Carribean...
WTF ever Bag of &()’s eating loser...(her, not you)
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