“ Can I assume that the postal worker who committed this Federal crime is now in custody?”
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No, he was promoted to district manager..... sarc/
I can believe it. The other day I attempted to mail a package using an old USPS Priority Express box that I had. The USPS label was not Priority Express and I was told that they can’t accept it since the shipping label did not match what was printed on the box!! Apparently too confusing for the average postal worker!
It was all I could do to contain myself from getting a sharpie and crossing out “priority express’ on the box.