I was on a jury for the crime of home invasion. The criminal took the stand in his own defense. His attorney asked him to give his side so he started talking and then rambling. He was asked to limit his remarks to the night in question. So he started rambling about that, “we were riding around not doing much, we robbed a couple places.........ah no wait we didn’t.”
I used to chuckle watching Live PD when Sticks would say we dont catch the smart ones.