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WOOT!
Went grocery shopping this morning.
Walked in without.
Was asked if I wanted one.
Said, “Nope.” and went shopping.
Then, it happened!
A “barely senior” woman in the baking aisle saw me coming.
Couldn’t take her eyes off me.
I knew what was next.
Shouldn’t you be wearing a mask?”, she asked.
“Shouldn’t you be on a crash weight-loss diet?”, said I.
And...moved on.
Michigan is open for business, patriots.
204 posted on
10/06/2020 7:25:11 AM PDT by
Cletus.D.Yokel
(Scatology is serendipitous.)
To: Cletus.D.Yokel
Shouldn’t you be wearing a mask?”, she asked.
“Shouldn’t you be on a crash weight-loss diet?”, said I.Cruising for another trip to the hospital?
To: Cletus.D.Yokel
Just in -
President Trump considering a national address sometime today
246 posted on
10/06/2020 8:42:33 AM PDT by
bitt
(He is fighting for us so I am going to fight for him!)
To: Cletus.D.Yokel
OMGosh! LOL! 🤣 You didn't! Really! (Don't answer that..)
251 posted on
10/06/2020 8:57:23 AM PDT by
RitaOK
(Viva Christo Rey! Publik Skules/Academia -> The Farm team, for more Marxists coming. Infinitum.)
To: Cletus.D.Yokel
LOL on the Michigan Is Open For Business story! 😂
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