[rigelkentaurus]

To summarize, a old, retired, commie-Union guy, decided to pick a fight with a younger guy. As a result, he feel and died.

[Codeflier]

Good summary - let me amend it slightly:

To summarize, an old, retired, commie-Union bully, decided to pick on a younger guy that wasn't a mindless conformist. As a result, he fell and died.