(The General): “All right, men- questions? Questions?”
(The Major): “Ah, sir?”
(The General): “Yes, Major?”
(The Major): “Ah, pass the ah, syrup, General?”
(The General): “That’s a good idea, Chuck, but syrup won’t stop ‘em!”
(Another Officer): “But, sir...”
(The Colonel): “Ah, sir?”
(The General): “Colonel?”
(The Colonel): “Are you nuts?”
(The General): “H-Hmmm! That is just exactly what they want you to believe! (chuckle)”
(The Colonel): “The eggs, sir?”
(The General): “Let’s just call them ‘the phenomena’ “
(The Colonel): “Well, if I may respectfully submit, sir, I think you’ve got your phenomena
scrambled, General.”
(More nervous laughter)
(General’s Wife): “What about my eggs, dear?”
(The General): “Honey- they’re in- everybody’s eggs!”