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The groom
Posted on 10/15/2020 10:43:59 PM PDT by nickcarraway
A British woman who claims she got “engaged” to a ghost has now called off the wedding because he “kept disappearing” and started “partying” too much.
“We’ve called the wedding off,” Amethyst Realm, 32, said on UK TV show “This Morning.” “He just completely changed.”
Realm said she fell in love with a “sexy” spirit named Ray during a trip to Australia in 2018 — and even consummated the relationship on the flight back home.
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She should put this on her new Tinder profile.
She should put this on her new Tinder profile.
Their marriage didn’t have a ghost of a chance.
Doña Flor y Sus dos Maridos
Hunter Boo-den👻
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yeah, some medium she is- she couldn’t even see right through him
The ghost is an Australian citizen. He wanted to go to England where there were more haunting opportunities, so he decided to marry a British chick to get citizenship, so he could work.
But, when he arrived in England, he consulted a lawyer, who informed him that ghosts don't need British citizenship to haunt in England...so he dumped her.
See? These are the chicks I used to end up shacking up with. Never let great sex cloud your judgement when she shows up at your door with packed suitcases. There ain’t a place on the Hot/Crazy Matrix where she quite fits in.
I hate getting ghosted by a ghost.
Yeah, well, love is kind of crazy with a spooky little girl like you.
Consummated the relationship on the flight back home? I wonder if this is another Genesis 6 incursion? Maybe the “ghost,” was watcher number 201, and did he take up residence in Tartarus? 🤗
Boooooooooooo hoo, the wedding is off. Such a ghostly tale.
#8. The next time she should marry a ghost named Mr. X-Ray so that she can really see through his apparition and look at his heart.
I had an ice cube collection but, someone replaced it with water...
You got no soul, man....
#14. I guess she didn’t wear anything “white” for the wedding, like her husband-to-be would have if he had shown up.
I wonder if the ghost just used her to get a free flight to London. Maybe he just wanted to join the mile high club.
The Ghost-Groom responds:
“I was with you 24/7 during our second incarnation. You must be blocking that memory for some reason. Is that my fault now?”
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