: ) Very entertaining. Thanks.
Take ShipT. My d-i-l raves about working it. She’s fast, efficient, super-organized, memory out the ying-yang, tech-savvy and personable. Doing it on her own part time she makes more moolah than she does with her teaching salary. Let that sink in.
Get out of our grocery store non-essentials. Get your germs off my tomatoes. Get your arse out of my stuff shoplifter.
We’ll get your fude, dude. Hey your biometric pay card couldn’t give you those oreos, cracker. Your BMI is way off...you’re 66 lbs overweight. That beer...no no your 2nd 6-pack this month.
Stay in your car. Keep your metered mask on. That’s an upcharge of $3.00 for breathing air for the 3 minutes you’ve been sitting here. 1/2 goes to the UNaccountables.
/nightmare scenario