From Impy's living room in Chicago, Illinois, this is "Jeopardy"! Let's meet our contestants, an actor from Calcutta, India, Christopher Nahasapeemapetilon! 
"Exuse me sir but my surname is Nahasapeemajohnson."
A stay-at-home girlfriend from Tuscaloosa, Alabama, Belly Button Girl!
"I really see myself more as a girl that's your friend.."
And our returning champion, an EBAY entrepreneuress and aspiring mime from San Diego, Califonia, Pom Pom Girl, who's one day cash winnings total about tree fiddy!
Yaaaaaaaaaay, "I'm the best!!!"
And now the host of "Jeopardy" Alex Trebek!!!!!
"Thank you Johnny Gil...er Impy. And now our categories: Thugs, Fat sons of whores, 17th Century French Literature, "Melon"choly, Potent Potables, and finally Potpourri. Pom Pom Girl, please make your selection."
"I'll take Thugs for $100 Alex."
"This NFL thug ripped off a Quarterbacks helmet last season and tried to whack him with it."
"That was me!!"
"No. Chirstopher?"
"WHO IS that was him."
"I'm sorry the answer is Myles Garrett."
"Ahem, c'est moi! And yes I do speak Frog, I graduamated from Collage!"
"Oh I'm sorry, I never saw you without your helmet on. Christopher, it's your board."
"I'll take Fat Sons of Whores for $400 Alex."
"Who is Michael Moore?"
"No. Pom Pom Girl. Oh wait I didn't read the clue...."
"Who is Chris Christie?"
"Correct"
"Hey, since I was the answer when am I getting my 100 dollars?"
"Fat Sons of Whores for $500"
"Who is JB Pritkzer?"
"Correct. We also would have accepted Michael Moore or Rob Reiner."
"I'll take Pot Party for $500."
"None of that, Connery!!!"
"Hey Vanna, why don't forget that bum and come sit on my lap!!!!"
"17th century French literature for 500"
"What is L'Astrée."
"Correct"
"Excuse me but it seems like there are more than 3 players."
