[humblegunner]

I did manage to get a "PARDON SNOWDEN" story nearly 600 upvotes so I was particularly happy

And that doesn't sound pervy in the least, no...

[sauropod]

Less pervy than your usual posts.

Don’t you have a fridge to clean out on the front porch? Or are you gonna leave all the Red Man and Slim Jims to rot?

To say nothing about all those Moon Pies...