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It case anyone asks if dwarf giraffes are real...
1 posted on 01/09/2021 9:32:05 AM PST by Eddie01
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A new emotional support pet?


2 posted on 01/09/2021 9:33:13 AM PST by Pearls Before Swine
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To: Eddie01

Neck envy, anyone?


3 posted on 01/09/2021 9:35:50 AM PST by ArtDodger
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Shouldn’t that be “little” giraffes?


4 posted on 01/09/2021 9:36:02 AM PST by I-ambush (From the brightest star comes the blackest hole; you had so much to offer, did you offer your soul?)
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To: Eddie01; Gamecock; SaveFerris; PROCON; Rebelbase

“We’re little giraffes!”


5 posted on 01/09/2021 9:36:22 AM PST by Larry Lucido (Donate! Don't just post clickbait!)
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“The scientists plan to monitor Gimli and Nigel over the course of their lives to see if their dwarfism affects their behavior and social statuses, according to the statement.”

Who cares about that.

Do genomic comparative analysis.


6 posted on 01/09/2021 9:36:25 AM PST by ifinnegan (Democrats kill babies and harvest their organs to sell)
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To: Eddie01

In before the Jumbo Shrimp jokes.....


7 posted on 01/09/2021 9:37:34 AM PST by jdsteel ("A Republic, Madam, if you can keep it." Sorry Ben, looks like we blew it.)
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To: Eddie01

I don’t think we call them dwarf giraffes any more.

We call them small giraffes.

Except in Ireland, where they have dwarf giraffe tossing competitions in pubs...


10 posted on 01/09/2021 9:41:29 AM PST by aMorePerfectUnion (I'd rather be anecdotally alive than scientifically dead... )
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How soon before someone sets up dwarf giraffe wrestling? I’d pay to see it.


13 posted on 01/09/2021 9:43:36 AM PST by ElkGroveDan (My tagline is in the shop.)
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To: Eddie01

Dwarf giraffes are a real pain in the neck.


14 posted on 01/09/2021 9:44:27 AM PST by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer”)
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To: Eddie01

It case anyone asks if dwarf giraffes are real...


I was hoping for couch giraffes like the Russian guy had in the DirecTV ad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXDIS3NzB84


16 posted on 01/09/2021 9:48:46 AM PST by hanamizu
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To: Eddie01

Africa needs to grow taller trees!

That’ll stop that.


18 posted on 01/09/2021 9:58:22 AM PST by baclava
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To: Eddie01

Every single one of these things voted for Biden.

Which is statistically impossible.


22 posted on 01/09/2021 10:08:37 AM PST by ClearCase_guy (If White Privilege is real, why did Elizabeth Warren lie about being an Indian?)
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23 posted on 01/09/2021 10:09:32 AM PST by CtBigPat (2020 is becoming everything 2012 aspired to be.)
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25 posted on 01/09/2021 11:04:38 AM PST by gundog ( Hail to the Chief, bitches!)
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To: Eddie01

giradachshunds, or dachsaffes.

Male dachshunds will mate with *anything*. So they are now only allowed in zoo cages with male lions, for example. This is why cross breeding of the two has been prohibited since the middle ages. (No idea where the wings came from)

https://i.imgur.com/lHOaq7K.jpg


26 posted on 01/09/2021 11:16:49 AM PST by yefragetuwrabrumuy ("All men and women were created by the, you know, you know, the thing." -- Joe Biden 3/3/20)
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