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Witless Ape Rides Helicopter
National Review ^ | January 20, 2021 | KEVIN D. WILLIAMSON

Posted on 01/21/2021 12:11:07 PM PST by lowbridge

Memo to MAGA and all its myriad fellow-travelers: Maybe Death of a Salesman as presented by Leni Riefenstahl just wasn’t the show Americans were dying to tune into this season.

And, while we’re at it, maybe turning your party over to Generalissimo Walter Mitty, his hideous scheming spawn, and the studio audience from Hee-Haw was not just absolutely aces as a political strategy.

Think on it, Cletus. I know this whole thing still sounds like your idea of a good time — how’s that working out for you?

Let me refresh your memory: On the day Donald Trump was sworn in as president, Republicans controlled not only the White House but both houses of Congress. They were in a historically strong position elsewhere as well, controlling both legislative chambers in 32 states. They pissed that away like they were midnight drunks karaoke-warbling that old Chumbawumba song: In 2021, they control approximately squat. The House is run by Nancy Pelosi.

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Donald Trump is, in fact, the first president since Herbert Hoover to lead his party to losing the presidency, the House, and the Senate all in a single term. Along with being the first president to be impeached twice and the first game-show host elected to the office, that’s Trump’s claim to the history books. Well, that and 400,000 dead Americans and the failed coup d’état business.

As for the ratings Trump fears and worships, ask the Third Lady: Melania Trump departs the scene the most unpopular presidential wife in recorded statistical history.

You Trumpish Republicans sneered that Joe Biden was too corrupt and too senescent to win a presidential campaign, that he was one part mafioso and one part turnip.

That turnip kicked your dumb asses from Delaware to D.C.

So you rioted. Real smart move, Cletus.

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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: cletus; condescension; dumberthandirt; fredocon; keving; kevinkrispykreme; kevinwilliamson; nevertrumper; thekkk; trump
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1 posted on 01/21/2021 12:11:07 PM PST by lowbridge
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Well, it lets us know what the GOPe think of us....................

NOT ANOTHER DIME, NICKEL OR PENNY.........................................


2 posted on 01/21/2021 12:14:19 PM PST by Red Badger (TREASON is the REASON for the SLEAZIN'.................................)
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To: lowbridge
Keving WillClowniamson from National Spew weighs in, proving that yet another fredocon is dumber than a random box of dirt.
3 posted on 01/21/2021 12:15:13 PM PST by kiryandil (New Movie: The Assassination Of Ashli Babbitt By The Anonymous Coward)
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To: lowbridge

This Unity … it feels so great!


4 posted on 01/21/2021 12:15:38 PM PST by ClearCase_guy (I'm sorry the Q thing didn't work out. We were wrong about that.)
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To: lowbridge

No, KEVIN D. WILLIAMSON, you and your elitist globalist snob anti-Trumpers in D.C., China and the Deep State helped steal a Presidential election, Seanate and House elections in a multitude of States.

You sniveling little worm (whatever your preferred pronoun may be) committed sedition and treason by overthrowing a lawfully re-elected sitting President and many Federal officials!


5 posted on 01/21/2021 12:17:05 PM PST by Perseverando (Antifa, BLM, RINO's, Islamonazis, Statists, Communists, DemoKKKrats: It's a Godlessness disorder!)
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Airport List

He’s on it.

L


6 posted on 01/21/2021 12:18:09 PM PST by Lurker (Peaceful coexistence with the Left is not possible. Stop pretending that it is. )
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What was that about Cletus and Hee Haw? People who live in glass houses ....
7 posted on 01/21/2021 12:19:42 PM PST by Cecily
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To: lowbridge

You might assume that a guy who could write reasonably well would be savvy enough to conceal a diseased mind, but obviously it just ain’t so.


8 posted on 01/21/2021 12:22:19 PM PST by Knocker (Tell the truth and run like hell)
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The only thing more useless than a GOP Senator is the GOP chattering classes. They are porch monkeys and play things of the GOP big donors.


9 posted on 01/21/2021 12:22:48 PM PST by lodi90
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To: lowbridge
Speaking of hideous, scheming spawn:
10 posted on 01/21/2021 12:25:10 PM PST by Cecily
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We lost the house because of Ryan and the retiring 40+ reps.
If you noticed, most of those seats were won back in 2020.
But your just a chin monkey, so what the hell do you know Mr. Williamson.


11 posted on 01/21/2021 12:25:49 PM PST by TexasM1A
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Kevin Wiliamson's article in the issue of NR that came out in Feb 2017 right after President Trump's inauguration caused us to immediately unsubscribe. He appears to be a very troubled person.

12 posted on 01/21/2021 12:27:42 PM PST by Menehune56 ("Let them hate so long as they fear" (Oderint Dum Metuant), Lucius Accius (170 BC - 86 BC))
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Witless Ape Rides Helicopter

Kevin you really shouldn't tell such stories about your mother.

May you get your wish to be culturally enriched.

13 posted on 01/21/2021 12:27:59 PM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (Dear Clare, The awkward time is almost over. Love, Normal Americans)
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To: lowbridge

National Review’s Kevin D. Williamson does a bowel purge in his death throes of TDS.


14 posted on 01/21/2021 12:30:01 PM PST by Carl Vehse
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To: lowbridge
KEVIN D. WILLIAMSON HATES DONALD TRUMP.
15 posted on 01/21/2021 12:30:27 PM PST by MarvinStinson
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To: lowbridge

unity


16 posted on 01/21/2021 12:30:32 PM PST by pax_et_bonum (God is good, He loves us, and He is always with us.)
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Donald Trump is, in fact, the first president since Herbert Hoover to lead his party to losing the presidency, the House, and the Senate all in a single term.

Yeah, like it was all his doing, for putting America first and stuff.

Jesus Christ was the first prophet, priest and king in history to be set upon by a massive criminal conspiracy by the Jerusalem swamp, and then crucified. All his fault for being offensive to them, right?

Inept analogy? Yes, but only in quality, not in quantity.

17 posted on 01/21/2021 12:31:07 PM PST by Migraine ( Liberalism is great (until it happens to YOU).)
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Trump wasn’t the chimp who learned English. He was Herbert Terrace, the guy who taught a chimp to say “You me fly plane.”

The chimp was you and me.


18 posted on 01/21/2021 12:31:30 PM PST by firebrand
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To: lowbridge

This dumb*ss is acting like it was a fair election, and we lost because of Trump.

In reality Trump won in a landslide and it was stolen.

He’s just one man against the uniparty


19 posted on 01/21/2021 12:32:54 PM PST by Mr. K (No consequence of repealing obamacare is worse than obamacare itself)
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“Cletus”? I guess that’s shorthand for “Deplorable.”


20 posted on 01/21/2021 12:33:05 PM PST by livius
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