[BenLurkin]

[George from New England]

I tell the grandkids all the time, don’t stick your neck out.

[EEGator]

Call the Kenyan PUC?...

[DannyTN]

Low lying power lines.

Must have been killed by democrats.

[Lurker]

Make shorter giraffes.

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[PROCON]

Never have eaten giraffe, prolly tastes like chicken.

[abb]

Barney Fife : “Oh, a dog can’t get struck by lightning. You know why? Because he’s-he’s too close to the ground. See, lightning strikes tall things. Now, now if they was giraffes out there in that field, well then we’d be in trouble.”

[Jewbacca]

You’d think the second one would see what happened.

But I suspect they were girl giraffes.

So they were talking endlessly and didn’t notice.

[Vendome]

They kinda put their neck on the line

[seowulf]

Is there a Darwin Award for giraffes?

These weren’t Florida giraffes were they?

[Joe 6-pack]

They should hire ERCOT from Texas as consultants. They have extensive experience ensuring there is no electricity flowing through the power lines.

[Veto!]

I find this very sad. Giraffes are beautiful animals and are on the endangered species list. I visited the San Diego Zoo decades ago, and the Giraffes there were very friendly. One pulled down a branch she was nibbling so I could have a bite. Petted her on the nose—just briefly, I know they can bite.

[FoxInSocks]

Close to 1,400 1,398 Rothschild’s giraffes remain in the wild in the world

[connyankee]

EFFED UP!!!

[Delta 21]

Is Green Peace calling to defund the Kenyan Wildlife Nazis and procecute the electric utilitie’s owners?!?

[dynachrome]

Tastes like chicken?

[exPBRrat]

Yikes!