My son-in-law runs a golf course.
I told him after the tort lawyers get done with this one he'll be hiring lifeguards for the water hazards.
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2 posted on
02/28/2021 5:12:57 PM PST by
bobby.223
(Retired up in the snowy Mountains of the American Redoubt and it's a great life!)
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3 posted on
02/28/2021 5:14:28 PM PST by
gundog
(It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. )
To: nascarnation
Warning signs should suffice...
4 posted on
02/28/2021 5:14:45 PM PST by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion, or satire. Or both.)
To: nascarnation
5 posted on
02/28/2021 5:14:52 PM PST by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer”)
To: nascarnation
AMEN!!! Lawyers and the people that USE them to RUIN companies are the WORSE!
6 posted on
02/28/2021 5:14:56 PM PST by
Ann Archy
(Abortion....... The HUMAN Sacrifice to the god of Convenience.)
To: nascarnation
Well, golf balls are expensive.
8 posted on
02/28/2021 5:17:04 PM PST by
Old Yeller
(Nana Pelosi is a manure salesman with a mouthful of samples. Thus the slurred speaking.)
To: nascarnation
“Whatdayamean, just let it be? You know how much those Titleist AVX balls cost? Hold my shoes...”
10 posted on
02/28/2021 5:18:16 PM PST by
Yo-Yo
(is the /sarc tag really necessary?)
To: nascarnation
Dang, man, that’s a heck of a hazard. Does he get credit on his score for a hazard that kills him? BTW, why don’t they have quicksand as a hazard?
11 posted on
02/28/2021 5:18:16 PM PST by
Jim W N
(MAGA by restoring the Gospel of the Grace of Christ (Jude 3) and our Free Constitutional Republic!)
To: nascarnation
At least the alligators didn’t devour him!
13 posted on
02/28/2021 5:18:51 PM PST by
Grampa Dave
(History, as we know it, is written by the winners not losers! Who is rewriting our history, now????)
To: nascarnation
Over a $1 ball. Take the Mulligan or the hit.
15 posted on
02/28/2021 5:24:20 PM PST by
Jonty30
(What Islam and secularism have in common is that they are both death cults. )
To: nascarnation
“Golfer drowns in pond while searching for his ball”
OK, I can see taking a that risk if searching for balls but not searching for a ball. After all there is a spare.
To: nascarnation
Not his lucky shot.
To: nascarnation
Poor guy. Sad way to see an old man die.
I would think if a gator got him there would be marks on him.
On the lighter side this reminded me of when I used to play golf with my husband, of course he was slowed down by me tremendously but he enjoyed the time together...with the ball that is.
We went to a golf pro store afterwards. He was checking out the putters and I was looking around the store. A clerk came and asked me if I needed help.
I honestly did not see it coming. I asked if they sold a ball retriever.
Of course the little golf store was not big so all the guys working there were cracking up.
I mean, it WAS funny (I did see the humor in it, yes).
22 posted on
02/28/2021 5:33:35 PM PST by
Beowulf9
To: nascarnation
Some ponds drop off very quickly after just a couple of feet. He probably slipped, got a mouthful of water and never recovered.
23 posted on
02/28/2021 5:36:40 PM PST by
Kid Shelleen
(Beat your plowshares into swords. Let the weak say I am strong)
To: nascarnation
Probably had a MI or stroke( no pun intended). Nothing was said about his co- morbidities. Should be a coroners case. Golf course operators would want to know. Maybe someone clocked him over the head...stole his wallet and dumped him in the pond...
25 posted on
02/28/2021 5:51:21 PM PST by
Getready
(Wisdom is more valuable than gold and diamonds, and harder to find.)
To: nascarnation
“Deputies said a 74-year-old man playing golf at a country club in Oldsmar drowned in a pond while looking for his golf ball.”
Stupid, bumbling old shit. (I’m 80).
27 posted on
02/28/2021 5:55:04 PM PST by
Bonemaker
(invictus maneo)
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30 posted on
02/28/2021 5:59:02 PM PST by
Veggie Todd
(Religion. It's like a History class. Without the facts. )
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I guess he didn’t have enough balls.
32 posted on
02/28/2021 6:05:46 PM PST by
Jolla
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36 posted on
02/28/2021 6:18:10 PM PST by
dainbramaged
(Windage and Elevation)
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I always carry a Callaway telescoping ball retriever in my bag. It has returned its cost in many golfballs over time. Prolly saved me from a few FL gator and snake bites too.
38 posted on
02/28/2021 6:20:05 PM PST by
NautiNurse
(It took 20 years for FL to clean up voter fraud in Broward and Palm Beach Counties. But we did it. )
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