[Loyalist]

”She also "acknowledged a longstanding cocaine addiction,” Chipman said. “She agreed that she was admitted to a psychiatric ward in around September, 2018. The complainant said that she used ‘a lot’ of cocaine around the time of the matters in issue. The complainant agreed that between May and October, 2018 that she continued to consume drugs and alcohol. She said that she was drinking alcohol but did not take drugs on May 25, 2018. The complainant has been ‘clean’ of drugs since June, 2019, the time when she became pregnant.”

The woman told the court “that she was ‘probably under the influence’ of drugs when she provided her statement” to police, said the judge.

You don't say!

[mylife]

She’s a nut!!

[BobL]

Doesn’t the Left say that ‘drugs are fine’?

[frank ballenger]

There is never humor in sexual assault but since the cocaine angle means this is bogus, apparently, here is a joke.
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Two guys hiking in the deep woods see increasing amounts of evidence there is a bear near them. Both are afraid.

First guy removes his hiking boots and finishes lacing up his running shoes.

Second guy: (laughing) Pal, bears run fast. You are never going to outrun a bear.

First guy: I don’t have to outrun the bear. I only have to outrun you. (Takes off running.)

[Liaison]

This incident should be in Super Troopers III. Insane incidents you can’t just make up.

[HartleyMBaldwin]

But...but I thought any woman’s accusation was supposed to be undeniable proof of sexual assault, against any man. Who does this judge think he is to require reliable evidence?

(\s)

[Repeal The 17th]

Yeah, but did she ever get the alternator?

[Flick Lives]

That drive turned into a hunt for the purse and other belongings she lost while running away from the bear. And eventually the man agreed to help her find a used alternator for her car.

—

Happens all the time. You’re looking for a purse and next thing you know your looking for an alternator.

[ETCM]

Neither brother’s “evidence on its own leaves me with a reasonable doubt,” said the judge.

And this is the sad part. If only the woman had been just a bit more believable, a little more convincing, it wouldn't have mattered how innocent the brothers were. That the prosecutor even charged these men is insane, and as horrible as this judge sounds, they still could have been convicted if a slightly more "woke" judge were assigned the case...

[Vaquero]

Sometimes you **** the bear. Sometimes the bear ***** you.

[Neanderthal]

Good story, eh?

[Boogieman]

“the complainant ‘bolted’ into the woods.

....

The friend and dog followed her”

Yeah, when your “friend” decides to run full speed from a bear, you kind of have no choice but to follow.

[null and void]

A real Canadian would take on the bear with a knife...

[exinnj]

What a relief: bear isn’t guilty!

[I-ambush]

Chased by running bear. Is the woman named, by any chance “White Dove?”

[jerod]

Did Governor Andrew Cuomo show up at any time during the assault to offer assistance... To the assaulters? She does sound a bit ‘off’ her rocker.

[NobleFree]

“the complainant described herself as ‘very, very drunk.’”

We need to ban this dangerous drug.