[sevinufnine]

I’ll live next door to the cemetery. Nice and peaceful/quiet.

[Howie66]

I’ll stick with my location. Between two pastures with clear fields of fire in any direction around my homestead.

[adorno]

I’ll live next door to the cemetery. Nice and peaceful/quiet.

What about the things that go bump in the night, and the soft taps on your back, and the whispering in your ears from the unseen?

[ro_dreaming]

I actually do live next door to a cemetery.

Way back in the early 2010’s, I went to the county appraisal office to refute the appraisal and subsequent taxes I would have to pay.

The lady I discussed my house with asked, and I quote, “Do they still plant people there?”. In the cemetery, do they plant people.

/smh