“...I only had about $40 on Coinbase and it turned into $27 at which point I converted my Ethereum into Dai... which means that Ethereum will probably skyrocket to never before seen highs very soon. I know this because I can make it rain by leaving my car windows rolled down....”
LOL....
You should go to Vegas and have your wife, better half, buddy, etc. just bet opposite of what you’d bet one. I thought I was the only one that had that kind of “touch”. Some have the “golden touch”. I have the “crap touch”.
I only have about $500 in crypto, but it’s all in Eurtherum. I don’t plan on touching it for now.
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