Kellogg's and Little Debbie Team Up to Debut New Kellogg's Little Debbie Cosmic Brownies Cereal

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[Tommy Revolts]

Kelloggs is NOT on my buy list. This company is "WOKE" as a mofo. My enemy.

[Tommy Revolts]

Kelloggs is NOT on my buy list. This company is "WOKE" as a mofo. My enemy.

[redshawk]

Kramer says they’re from Mackinaw
https://youtu.be/P-sfk3PGQDg

[Lizavetta]

LOL, no one has any "problems" ... right up until they do. Sugar spikes eventually wear out your pancreas, the next stage being insulin resistance, also known as type 2 diabetes.

I hope you remain healthy, though. Seriously. :)

[kosciusko51]

[Huskrrrr]

Debbie Downer

Perfect!

[ETL]

Wow, one could live their life on the Little Debbie aisle. Let’s spend our EBT and stimmie bucks there!

Because someone likes low cost, great tasting, snack cakes means they're living on government assistance?

[albie]

Is this some kinda lgbtq crap?

[smokingfrog]

John Harvey Kellogg and Will Keith Kellogg were brothers from a Seventh-day Adventist family in Battle Creek, Michigan. They had little education, because their parents expected Christ’s Second Coming before they would need it, but John Harvey managed to get a medical degree. He was a fanatical advocate of what he called ‘biologic living’, which involved vegetarianism, no alcohol or tobacco, no tea, coffee or condiments and minimal quantities of eggs and dairy products.

[Vaduz]

Say no person of color on the box that’s racist OH WAIT equal isn’t always the same on everything.

[DoodleBob]

I see this differently.

Those of us who were kids in the 1970s had "terrible" cereals like Kaboom, King Vitamin, Quake, Quisp, and things that haven't been cancelled like Sugar Smacks, Frosted Flakes, Fruity Pebbles, Lucky Charms, etc. It accompanied the evaporation of eggs for breakfast along with the destruction of the family and Moms going to work, but I digress.

Nowadays, you can't walk down the aisle without seeing "healthy" things like gluten-free organic etc. being thrust down our throats. Any parent buying Fruit Loops is looked at like a war criminal.

Don't get me wrong...I like the healthier things and miss eggs. And while Kaboom was awesome and actually had 100% of many vitamins etc, it required more chemicals than the Moderna vaccine.

But this new cereal, perhaps, could be an early pendulum swing back to normal. I won't be feeding it to the little DoodleBobs, but we will cheer it on.

[Steve_Seattle]

This might blow up in Kellogg’s face. They chose a traditional-looking white girl for the logo, and the cereal appears to be loaded with sugar and very unhealthy.

[punknpuss]

How long before Little Debbie is forced to transition to Little Donnie?

[alternatives?]

Why is “Aunt Jemima” bad, but “Little Debbie” good?

[Chode]

what's next, will they turn her blak wi purple spiked hair...

[Dr. Sivana]

I was browsing the cereal aisle once and comparing the sugar content of a bunch of cereals. The absolute worst is Quaker’s stuff. Their “healthy” cereals had more sugar than Captain Crunch or Count Chocula. And I thought that was impossible. I doubt that Little Debbie is going to be worse.

Folks who buy cereals with names like Cap'n Crunch, Oreo O's, Twinkies, Little Debbie, Sugar [sic] Frosted Flakes, etc. don't concern themselves with sugar content, they expect it. My bashing of Twinkies cereal is that it failed in its implied premise, a product that would have a flavor and texture of a modified Twinkie. Cracker Jack cereal pulled that off. Oreo O's and Reese Puffs half pulled it off. Twinkies failed miserably. And it wasn't good even if other name were "Coconut Lozenges", and didn't ask to be compared to an iconic dessert cake.

The sweetest cereal in my memory was Super Orange Crisp, scoring over 70% sugar by weight. Its predecessor Super Sugar/Honey/Golden Crisp is nearly as sweet and is still around (Post).

[Seruzawa]

True. My point about Quaker is that they pretend to be healthy cereals.

[Dr. Sivana]

And while Kaboom was awesome and actually had 100% of many vitamins etc, it required more chemicals than the Moderna vaccine.

Notice that the vitamin fortified KABOOM (like its competitor King Vitamin) went from 100% plus to 25-30%. That's because the panels went from MDR (Minimum Daily Requirement) to RDA (Recommended Daily Requirement).

If you wanted the vitamin pill in your cereal , but a touch less sugar, Product 19, Buc*Wheats and Total were your big options. Buc*Wheats (Makes you feel like a million bucks) was a superior cereal with nice maple accents. Kaboom (with marshmallows!) was a GREAT cereal for a kid's taste.

Thank you for remembering Quake. He was the greatest of cartoon characters, and certainly a conservative compared to that illegal whiny alien, Quisp.

[Dr. Sivana]

My point about Quaker is that they pretend to be healthy cereals.

Absolutely right. And they were that way long before Pepsi bought them out.

[OKSooner]

Yes indeed. Really nice people at these two companies to make this available to little kids, and to have them placed on the bottom shelf of the cereal aisle so the kids will be attracted to them.

Honestly I thought it was The Bee when I saw the headline.