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Lobster diver says he was swallowed by humpback whale near Cape Cod
New York Post ^ | June 11, 2021 | Natalie O'Neill

Posted on 06/12/2021 4:22:39 AM PDT by Eddie01

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To: BipolarBob

“I was diving off the coast
Didn’t consider the risk
Send lawyers, guns and money
Dad, get me out of this”

Warren Zevon! Nice!


21 posted on 06/12/2021 6:37:25 AM PDT by EQAndyBuzz (I got the shot. Not because I wanted to. Because I had to, in violation of my civil rights.)
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To: Eddie01

God always gives real life signs to show us his truths


22 posted on 06/12/2021 6:37:57 AM PDT by Jan_Sobieski (Sanctification)
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To: Nateman

LOL. That was exactly what I was going to post...


23 posted on 06/12/2021 6:42:50 AM PDT by Magnum44 (...against all enemies, foreign and domestic...)
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To: Eddie01

Can humpback whales spit ?


24 posted on 06/12/2021 7:12:40 AM PDT by butlerweave
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To: Eddie01

40 seconds... not 30 seconds or a minute. Love the false precision the writer uses as if the whale was on a shot clock.


25 posted on 06/12/2021 7:26:35 AM PDT by Tallguy
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To: outpostinmass2
Jonah

Not quite.

He was NOT 3 days and 3 nights in the heart of the whale, as the Son of Man was (in the earth) after he was crucified.

26 posted on 06/12/2021 7:36:34 AM PDT by nonsporting (To relieve sickness, sometimes one must hurl.)
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To: BipolarBob

I went home with a humpback,
the way I always do.

I’m working on the rest of it.


27 posted on 06/12/2021 7:40:27 AM PDT by PLMerite ("They say that we were Cold Warriors. Yes, and a bloody good show, too." - Robert Conquest )
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To: Eddie01

Is the lobster diver named Jonah?


28 posted on 06/12/2021 7:55:38 AM PDT by Deplorable American1776 (I'm the one trying to save American Democracy...Donald Trump 6/5/21 at the NCGOP convention)
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To: albie

Back in the 1990s, my ex, her brother, sister in law and another couple went to P-Town. We were crossing the street when a limo with 8 Drag Queens stopped and got out near city hall. Ex’s Brother said, “Must be the City Council”. I had to laugh...


29 posted on 06/12/2021 8:12:04 AM PDT by Deplorable American1776 (I'm the one trying to save American Democracy...Donald Trump 6/5/21 at the NCGOP convention)
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To: Kevmo

He should have called himself a lobster pirate, because we all know pirate tales are the most interesting.


30 posted on 06/12/2021 9:05:43 AM PDT by attiladhun2
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To: PLMerite
I'm an innocent bystander
Somehow I got stuck
Inside of a humpback
And I'm down on my luck
Yes, down on my luck
31 posted on 06/12/2021 9:08:19 AM PDT by BipolarBob (I identify as vaccinated.)
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To: PLMerite
I'm hiding in a humpback
I'm a desperate man
Send lawyers, guns and money
So she'll spit me on the sand
32 posted on 06/12/2021 9:11:48 AM PDT by BipolarBob (I identify as vaccinated.)
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To: Vaquero
Note to self. Donโ€™t swim in schools of herring when baleen whales are about


But, what if I need one on my quest to cut down the mightiest tree in the forest?
33 posted on 06/12/2021 9:23:31 AM PDT by RandallFlagg ("Okay. As long as the paperwork is clean, you boys can do what you like out there." -Fifi)
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To: bgill; Eddie01

Could just have been a fluke.


34 posted on 06/12/2021 9:30:20 AM PDT by Jane Long (America, Bless God....blessed be the Nation ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ)
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To: BipolarBob

I humble myself before a Master. :)


35 posted on 06/12/2021 10:10:24 AM PDT by PLMerite ("They say that we were Cold Warriors. Yes, and a bloody good show, too." - Robert Conquest )
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To: RandallFlagg

Ni!


36 posted on 06/12/2021 10:28:45 AM PDT by Vaquero ( Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you. )
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To: attiladhun2

“We are the pirates who don’t do anything...”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XaWU1CmrJNc


37 posted on 06/12/2021 11:13:56 AM PDT by Kevmo (some things may be true even if Donald Trump said them. ~Jonathan Karl)
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To: Eddie01

Nobody can top his fish story.


38 posted on 06/12/2021 11:27:08 AM PDT by Vaduz (women and children to be impacIQ of chimpsted the most.)
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To: BipolarBob

There once was a diver from Nantucket...


39 posted on 06/12/2021 12:01:04 PM PDT by KC_Conspirator
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To: KC_Conspirator

There once was a diver from Nantucket...

Who carried chum in a bucket

Then the whale came, he thought he was slain

So he lit up a joint and said fu@k it.

I apologize.

5.56mm


40 posted on 06/12/2021 12:11:46 PM PDT by M Kehoe (Quid Pro Joe and the Ho need to go.)
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