[Obadiah]

Hello, my name is Obadiah. I’m a diet Mountain Dew addict.

[nickcarraway]

Have you tried the new alcoholic Mountain Dew?

PepsiCo and Boston Beer to Create Alcoholic Mountain Dew Drink

[Luke21]

Libs aren’t the only ones who like to virtue signal. It’s a universal disease.

[Rebelbase]

I dated a gal 20 years ago who got me hooked on cranberry and Perrier. Probably have not drank more than a case of any kind of soft drink since then.

Switched to club soda for years because it was cheaper until I found salvage place that sells Perrier cheaper than brand name soft drinks.

[Babba Gi]

In West Virginia the children get crowns on their teeth from drinking Mt. Dew. It’s like pediatric meth-mouth. Now if I’m starting to fall asleep behind the wheel, nothing will do like the Dew for that last hundred miles. Myself, I prefer one can of ice cold Diet Pepsi a day. I have worked with people addicted to the Dew. They drank about a can every hour, and would carry a six pack in every morning while chugging it out of a big-gulp from Sheetz.