TRAILER: https://youtu.be/zRRXpgxRe7Y
I play Blogging Simulator. I pretend I’m a “citizen journalist” and cut and paste material from other blogs into my own blog, and then post bits and pieces of it into other sites and see how many hits I can get. I add words to the headline, like “boom” and “destroys” and “decimate” even if I don’t know what they mean.
I can barely stand doing it in real life, little less sitting on my ass doing it on a tv.
I just spent almost two hours on my Troy-Bilt mowing an acre and a quarter, and they have a sim now for fat-asses who can’t even sit in a bucket seat and turn an ignition key?!? God, people have gotten lazy.........
“It’s an authentic mowing experience”
It’s not authentic until you mow over a coil of bailing wire and spend an hour on your back cutting it out of the blade spindle.
No lawncare simulator is any good without being able to simulate popping the top on a cool one after you’ve finished.