Posted on 08/21/2021 10:17:18 PM PDT by Robert A Cook PE
From the web. For your pleasure.
ABBOTT AND COSTELLO’S ‘WHO’S ON FIRST’ ……updated version.
Bud: ‘You can’t come in here!’
Lou: ‘Why not?’
Bud: ‘Well because you’re unvaccinated.’
Lou: ‘But I’m not sick.’
Bud: ‘It doesn’t matter.’
Lou: ‘Well, why does that guy get to go in?’
Bud: ‘Because he’s vaccinated.’
Lou: ‘But he’s sick!’
Bud: ‘It’s alright. Everyone in here is vaccinated.’
Lou: ‘Wait a minute. Are you saying everyone in there is vaccinated?’
Bud: ‘Yes.’
Lou: ‘So then why can’t I go in there if everyone is vaccinated?’
Bud: ‘Because you’ll make them sick.’
Lou: ‘How will I make them sick if I’m NOT sick and they’re vaccinated.’
Bud: ‘Because you’re unvaccinated.’
Lou: ‘But they’re vaccinated.’
Bud: ‘But they can still get sick.’
Lou: ‘So what the heck does the vaccine do?’
Bud: ‘It vaccinates.’
Lou: ‘So vaccinated people can’t spread covid?’
Bud: ‘Oh no. They can spread covid just as easily as an unvaccinated person.’
Lou: ‘I don’t even know what I’m saying anymore. Look. I’m not sick.
Bud: ‘Ok.’
Lou: ‘And the guy you let in IS sick.’
Bud: ‘That’s right.’
Lou: ‘And everybody in there can still get sick even though they’re vaccinated.’
Bud: ‘Certainly.’
Lou: ‘So why can’t I go in again?’
Bud: ‘Because you’re unvaccinated.’
Lou: ‘I’m not asking who’s vaccinated or not!’
Bud: ‘I’m just telling you how it is.’
Lou: ‘Nevermind. I’ll just put on my mask.’
Bud: ‘That’s fine.’
Lou: ‘Now I can go in?’
Bud: ‘Absolutely not!’
Lou: ‘But I have a mask!’
Bud: ‘Doesn’t matter.’
Lou: ‘I was able to come in here yesterday with a mask.’
Bud: ‘I know.’
Lou: So why can’t I come in here today with a mask? ….If you say ‘because I’m unvaccinated’ again, I’ll break your arm.’
Bud: ‘Take it easy buddy.’
Lou: ‘So the mask is no good anymore.’
Bud: ‘No, it’s still good.’
Lou: ‘But I can’t come in?’
Bud: ‘Correct.’
Lou: ‘Why not?’
Bud: ‘Because you’re unvaccinated.’
Lou: ‘But the mask prevents the germs from getting out.’
Bud: ‘Yes, but people can still catch your germs.’
Lou: ‘But they’re all vaccinated.’
Bud: ‘Yes, but they can still get sick.’
Lou: ‘But I’m not sick!!’
Bud: ‘You can still get them sick.’
Lou: ‘So then masks don’t work!’
Bud: ‘Masks work quite well.’
Lou: ‘So how in the heck can I get vaccinated people sick if I’m not sick and masks work?’
Bud: ‘Third base.’
Excellent!
Ping for those who could handle some dark “Vaccine-Roulette” humor right about now.
Spot on!!
Sharing!
Best Evah! 🤣😆
Frighteningly real. Abbot & Costello are the “scientific”/administrative consensus now. I prefer sorcery, myself.
Bubble. Bubble. Toil and trouble.
Fred Flintstone and Barney Rubble.
There. I’m good now.
Ha ha—well done indeed.
Well, if I’m vaccinated and a nurse is vaccinated, can I come in and get to Third Base?
Tom Hanks - “Only umpires wear masks in baseball”!
The Lone Ranger to Tonto: “Tonto, you can’t ride with me unless you wear a mask. Warpaint doesn’t count”.
I want someone to make a giant mask that says “I hate wearing an old jockstrap on my face”.
Or “Would you let your child wear a jockstrap on their face? If not, then why make them wear a jockstrap called a “mask”?
And THAT is what we are dealing with.
Something that should be satire.
But is not.
Somebody(s) at the FDA is(are) very brave. They have to be getting a lot of heat from the White House and the CDC not to mention NIH to approve these experimental drugs with no long term studies. Hang in there FDA! At least someone in government hasn’t gone nuts over this flu.
someone just hit a home run...
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