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Man urinates on Dairy Queen counter over mask policy
New York Post ^ | August 31, 2021 | Jesse O’Neill

Posted on 09/01/2021 11:11:58 PM PDT by Trillian

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To: Trillian

Police: What happened?

DQ Manager: He pissed on the counter

Police: {yawning }Did he have a Covid mask on?

DQ Mgr: No he did not

Police: ALL UNITS ALL UNITS! Putting out an APB on subject for a CoVid masking violation...


21 posted on 09/02/2021 12:43:02 AM PDT by Zack Attack
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To: Trillian; Impy; BillyBoy; GOPsterinMA; NFHale; LS; campaignPete R-CT; AuH2ORepublican; Clemenza; ...

22 posted on 09/02/2021 12:58:26 AM PDT by fieldmarshaldj (DEFEAT THE COUP D'ETAT BY THE STALINAZI DERP STATE !)
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To: gundog

Best post!


23 posted on 09/02/2021 2:12:47 AM PDT by HYPOCRACY (Cornpop was a good dude.)
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To: Trillian

It’s my buddy G who is stuck in Canada on way from NC to HK.


24 posted on 09/02/2021 2:14:15 AM PDT by HYPOCRACY (Cornpop was a good dude.)
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To: gundog

Weird thing happened the other day.
I went into the bank and was told I HAD to wear a mask “regardless of vaccination status”.
Couple minutes later, a brutha walks in and I say “You gotta put yer muzzle on, dude’ but he had none.
He stood there as long as I did, totally bare faced and no one said another word about his lack of muzzle.

WTF?


25 posted on 09/02/2021 2:14:23 AM PDT by Salamander (We're Pain, We're Steel, A Plot Of Knives....)
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To: Trillian
Man urinates on Dairy Queen counter over mask policy

He should have urinated through a mask and then announced, "There! That way, the puddle of urine on your counter is totally pathogen-free!"

Regards,

26 posted on 09/02/2021 2:16:11 AM PDT by alexander_busek (Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.)
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To: Veggie Todd

Since it is Canada the offending weapon is measured in centimeters not inches.


27 posted on 09/02/2021 2:17:43 AM PDT by Hillarys Gate Cult (`)
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To: Salamander; gundog
Maybe he became all peckerish.


28 posted on 09/02/2021 2:24:18 AM PDT by Larry Lucido (Donate! Don't just post clickbait!)
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To: Larry Lucido

:D


29 posted on 09/02/2021 2:45:54 AM PDT by Salamander (We're Pain, We're Steel, A Plot Of Knives....)
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To: Trillian
James Taylor had a song that fits:

Just shower the people you love with love
Show them the way that you feel
Things are gonna work out fine
If you only will
Do as I say

Shower the people you love with love
Show them the way that you feel
Things are gonna be much better
If you only will

30 posted on 09/02/2021 3:38:38 AM PDT by Old Yeller (We're a nation of surprisingly talented people run by the least talented of us.)
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To: Salamander

Last week before I shaved my Walt Whitman beard I walked around Hong Kong with no mask. One person asked me to wear a mask and I pointed to my creepy beard and said “hello! Beard”

Dude was confused.

Anway, i just walked around all Grizzly Adams. Got on the MTR(subway) and nobody gave a crap.

The Hong Kong people I deal with, especially the younger crowd want nothing to do with vaxxs.

They hate Carrie Lam and China.


31 posted on 09/02/2021 4:13:04 AM PDT by HYPOCRACY (Cornpop was a good dude.)
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To: alexander_busek

Urine is sterile. He should have offered to sterilize everyone’s mask.

Selfish.


32 posted on 09/02/2021 4:16:04 AM PDT by HYPOCRACY (Cornpop was a good dude.)
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To: HYPOCRACY

Sorry #selfishcanadiandairyqueenpissguy.


33 posted on 09/02/2021 4:21:20 AM PDT by HYPOCRACY (Cornpop was a good dude.)
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To: Trillian
Welcome to Dairy Queen, can I have your order?

Yeah, I think I'll take a Number 1.

34 posted on 09/02/2021 5:02:56 AM PDT by Joe 6-pack
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To: Trillian

Don’t eat the yellow ice cream!


35 posted on 09/02/2021 5:05:16 AM PDT by moovova (Joe Biden...Making the Taliban great again!)
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To: Salamander
I’d say they felt they they’d met their responsibility when they informed him. Kate Brown has cracked down, again. The grocery store has their little pylon out front that used to have a sign on it, saying ya gotta diaper up. No sign, now. No bouncer inside, as there was last time. Nobody running around with spray bottles as there was the first time. I only see the occasional other unmarked person. Nobody seems to care that I’m not wearing a mask, or at least they keep their disapproval to themselves.

Depending on how badly you needed to do any banking, I guess you could have created a scene. Accused them of racism. Not sure what the breakdown of other customers was.

36 posted on 09/02/2021 5:21:50 AM PDT by gundog (It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. )
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To: digger48

So you’re saying he might have been a lumberjack but he wasn’t ok?


37 posted on 09/02/2021 5:24:43 AM PDT by xp38
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To: Salamander

Black privilege


38 posted on 09/02/2021 5:26:33 AM PDT by xp38
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To: Salamander

Oh...you were the only one that told him? (Coffee just kicking in.). I might have done a racial assessment on the occupants of the room, and then made a scene. Maybe after doing your banking. Or maybe ask the teller, politely, why their mask policy wasn’t all-inclusive. You could make them sweat a little.


39 posted on 09/02/2021 5:28:15 AM PDT by gundog (It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. )
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To: HYPOCRACY

I’ve been wondering if the beard is a factor. I’ve never grown it this long.


40 posted on 09/02/2021 5:30:51 AM PDT by gundog (It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. )
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