[ClearCase_guy]

Come Mr. Tallyman
Tally me bananas
Daylight come and me got pothole.

[heavy metal]

classic case of going bananas...

[dynachrome]

“having to fill holes in the street with cement multiple times”

I’d be wondering if there is a sinkhole developing.

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

The #FloridaMan solution to a pothole problem when nobody wants to fix the road.

[Pollard]

https://www.winknews.com/2021/09/03/a-tree-is-planted-in-pothole-to-call-attention-to-road-conditions/

Manhole cover. Do the businesses have to maintain the sewer system too?

[Leaning Right]

In Pittsburgh the potholes come much bigger. So a banana tree won’t do. Buses are used instead.

[Steely Tom]

If potholes voted for Republicans they’d be eliminated within days.

[Disambiguator]

“Look man, we ain’t gonna fall for the banana tree in the pothole!”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=orH6ZSY0W1o

[KittyKares]

I’d be waiting for the bananas. Yum.

[ThunderSleeps]

A couple of years ago the roads in our neighborhood got so bad we took things into our own hands. Kind of like a pot-luck, but for adults only and conducted in the dark of night.

Several people were involved, their names omitted to protect the inebriated, bringing various things to the party such as buckets of asphalt patch from Home Depot, wheelbarrows, shovels, tampers, and owing to the proclivities of the organizer of our unofficial vandalism, boxed wine.

Our retail grade solution, applied by untrained and moderately intoxicated civilians, lasted about as long as the patches applied by the pros. Oh, and if anyone asks, no I don't know how that asphalt got on my tamper, given that I have a concrete drive...that's my story and I'm sticking to it.

[NautiNurse]

Banana Trivia: The banana is not a tree. It is a grass.

[GingisK]

When I faced that problem, I just filled in the hole with Sac-Crete.