[JonPreston]

It's been several decades since I've been to a genuine dive bar

I haven't drank in decades and as I recall, the people who frequent dive bars are very low IQ. I'd rather sit in my broom closet for 2 hours than listen to Garth Brooks sing in one.

[Enterprise]

Well, if I were in a dive bar, and Garth Brooks was singing, I would escort myself out.