[BobL]

“Neanderthals did not become extinct. They just became socialists in Europe and huge portions of them moved to America to become democrats.”

Plus Romney...just by his looks.

[Theophilus]

The foulest stench is in the air
The funk of forty thousand years
And grizzly ghouls from every tomb
Are closing in to seal your doom
And though you fight to stay alive
Your body starts to shiver
For no mere mortal can resist
The evil of the thriller