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To: Cecily

The day after the wedding — “By the way Roger, did I mention to you that I’m Jewish?”


13 posted on 10/14/2021 10:53:02 AM PDT by ClearCase_guy (China is like the Third Reich. We are Mussolini's Italy. A weaker, Jr partner, good at losing wars.)
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To: ClearCase_guy
"The day after the wedding — “By the way Roger, did I mention to you that I’m Jewish?”"


Mr NEUTRON: I want you to be my helpmate. As Tarzan had his Jane, as Napoleon had his Josephine, as Frankie Laine had whoever he had, I want you to help me in my plan to dominate the world!"
Mrs S-C-U-M: "Oh Mr N. That I should be so lucky!"
Mr NEUTRON (deadpan): "You're not Jewish, are you?"

40 posted on 10/14/2021 11:43:34 AM PDT by StAnDeliver (Each of you have at least ONE of these in your 401k: Pfizer, Moderna, AstraZeneca, Johnson & Johnson)
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To: ClearCase_guy

Oy vei


64 posted on 10/14/2021 4:35:05 PM PDT by aces (and )
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