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Instead Of Kryptonite, New LGBTQ+ Superman Will Be Crippled By Anyone Using Wrong Pronouns
Babylon Bee ^ | 10-16-21 | Babylon Bee (who else)

Posted on 10/16/2021 6:13:59 PM PDT by dynachrome

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To: Trillian
Can he make aids airborne by farting?

I've always wondered if when Superman has close formation relations, why doesn't he blast a hole thru his partner when his load "lets loose"?

Just curious.....

21 posted on 10/17/2021 12:00:52 AM PDT by llevrok (Pronouns: Me/myself/& I)
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To: llevrok

I believe this was discussed at great length in a movie called, “Mallrats”


22 posted on 10/17/2021 12:03:56 AM PDT by Trillian
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To: dynachrome
Maybe he can empty all the container ships sitting off the cost of Los Angeles.

-PJ

23 posted on 10/17/2021 12:06:08 AM PDT by Political Junkie Too ( * LAAP = Left-wing Activist Agitprop Press (formerly known as the MSM))
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To: dynachrome

Tv shows, movies and comics are deliberately being wrecked by the talent less SJW’s who only exist for revenge because of some slight they received in high school that they want revenge for.

Why Comic Book Sales Are At An All-Time Low
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqOSUUkQlJ4


24 posted on 10/17/2021 12:57:25 AM PDT by minnesota_bound (I need more money. )
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To: dynachrome

Condoms are his kryptonite.


25 posted on 10/17/2021 9:07:16 AM PDT by Organic Panic (Democrats. Memories as short as Joe Biden's eyes)
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To: Secret Agent Man
Well that put a different spin on this old cover.

Superman

All the removed phone booths are no problem with infinite closets to come out of.

26 posted on 10/17/2021 7:34:59 PM PDT by MikelTackNailer (Real tanned, rested and ready to raise hell - Trump '24!)
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