I use a remote for my TV and music selections
I write my shopping list down on paper using a pen or pencil and my phone stays home
I look outside for the weather
My phone always shows up and I have a landlines as well.
“I use a remote for my TV and music selections”
How do you type in the selections on your remote?
“I write my shopping list down on paper using a pen or pencil and my phone stays home”
How does your wife reach you for that last minute item?
“I look outside for the weather”
That doesn’t give you the forecast.
“My phone always shows up and I have a landlines as well.”
Do you whistle for it to come?
Just remember to slip the phone in your ex’s bag before you do any crime ;^)